Confession

I have always thought blogging was stupid.

It is narcissistic to think that the world wants to read my diary. I take solace in the fact that the internet is large and nobody but my husband knows I am doing this right now. Of course, months from now, years from now, maybe somebody else will stumble on this blog and I have to give them something to look at. Blogging is like reality television, we watch it for the blood in the water. The scandal. We are shameless rubberneckers.

So here it is, the entertainment portion of today's show, my spectacle: I fingered a cat. I did! I stuck my fingers in a cat's anus and got off on it. Can you imagine? I finger-raped a poor animal.

God, I am so glad that I didn't actually do that. Even typing it made me hate myself. But I bet you hated me for a moment, or maybe you were aroused (pervert!). Either way that is some quality TV.

Now for the educational part of the show...what? You thought this was all low-brow? Not so! Thanks to Big Government we have the Children's Television Act of 1990 and I am required by law to broadcast at least 3 hours a week of core educational programming. Never mind that this isn't a television or that I don't intend for any children to see this (ever).

Ok...this is why blogging is stupid. Because I am talking to myself and it's all crazy talk.